OUTLASTING
R0MANTIC SLUT
Best way to get revenge on a boyfriend that wants you back but know is totally out of the question.

Ive always wanted to pretend to get back with an ex and make him think I;m going to give him another chance; and make him “make it up to me” by taking me out on a really expensive date and then excuse myself to “powder my nose and freshen up” but what I really do is climb out the back of the window in the bathroom like in the movies (or if they don’t have one of those, then sneak out the kitchens back door) and catch a cab back home and blog about it and just laugh my ass off because

I GOT THE LAST LAUGH MOTHALICKAAAA!

JOKES ON YOU!

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tags: mothalicka. motherlicker. revenge. last laugh. me. haha. best way. ex boyfriends. begging for you. take them back. take him back. never. evil laugh.

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